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Satirical College Essay3A. In order for the Admissions staff of our college to get to know you, the applicant, better we ask that you answer the following question: Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realized, that have helped to define you as a person?Satirical College Essay
I am a god in several native religions. My hair blows perfectly in the wind--the envy of all those skinny models with waists the size of toothpicks. I single-handedly saved a baby panda from a flooded river in China. They now have yearly ceremonies in my honor. I won the lottery--twice--and donated all of it to charities across the world. I
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